Showing posts with label Demotivational Poster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Demotivational Poster. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Elven Elk Mount



I woke up this morning (okay, afternoon) to the hiss of our little girl cat accompanied by the baritone wail of Zhozho.  We call it the sister siren.  For whatever reason, these two cats hate one another with passion and are separated by a double-high baby gate (Zhozho doesn't jump that high - we're pretty sure he's afraid of heights).  Regardless, they often express their hatred through creative song, no matter how many pheromone diffusers I plug in.

Out of the five cats that share our abode, Zhozho is both the softest and jerkiest.  Thus, given his general warrior demeanor, I turned him into one of my Archeage alts.

This is a rare photo of Zhozho leaving a hat on for more than a few seconds, though you can tell he was not amused.  He does not fancy being a role-playing cat, especially if it involves LARPing.

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Farmcart



Ah, the Archeage farm cart.  Anyone who has owned or driven a farm cart in Archeage knows they get stuck rather easily in the oddest of places.  Beware scarecrows, saplings, and sharp inclines my friend, or you may end up looking like Daisy here.

Incidentally, one of our guildmates went AFK while on his farm cart last night.  He DC'd just as we were getting ready to plant a circle of grapevines around his cart... for protection, of course.


At any rate, congratulations Izzy on your thunderstruck trees and new Archeage farm cart... I know that you'll be ready to mule five of Impatient Melde's packs whenever she needs, right?


Photo from www.lovemeow.com, taken by Ben Torode.